I Hope Grimmons is canon.

I hope Church tries to shoot Washington’s cat but keeps missing, and Hartford thinks it’s a game where dirt jumps up around him.

Posted 1 year ago
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Tagged: cats hate church, all animals hate church, RVB, red vs blue, Church, cat lady wash, hartford, blue team, submission, .

I hope the Director used Alpha to set his alarm clock, and when Alpha starts going insane from being tortured he sets alarms off all night long.

Posted 1 year ago
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Tagged: yeah he's a dick, RVB, red vs blue, Church, Alpha, AI, Director, submission, .